Anonymous asked:
I bite my ice cream
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to
ice cream is food and should be bitten
ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.
discuss
what madness have you brought down on us
Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?
I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.
one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone
please never say that again
Reblog for ice cream discourse
What say you internet, where’s deepthoating on this graph?
for science: reblog with what song comes to ur mind when u read “ra ra”
Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen. That was a cat that really was gone
ra ra ra
AH
AHHHH
Roma
Roma
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Gaga
OOH LA
LAAA
Wanchabarohumayunce
I was once playing a game of Monikers where someone had Rasputin. Needless to say the moment they said ra ra *blank* the room exploded into two very different songs.
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The Council
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you stand before them after you die and they decide if you go to heaven
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Decommissioned kids rides on a scrapyard, Japan [4592x3448]
The Council
you stand before them after you die and they decide if you go to heaven
As is right and just. Only the damned may judge their fellow sinners.
*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!
Call of Duty’s remake of All Ghillied Up is looking great
Saw this shared on FB. It covers counter-arguments for a lot of the most common pro-gun points you’ll see people raise. Long read, but very helpful.
This is amazing. Thank you dude for doing all this work.
How to Survive an Atomic Bomb, 1950
this government-promoted book suggested that men wear wide brimmed hats to protect against the heat flash when the bomb exploded.
they mocked my fedora. but who will be laughing after the bombs drop
*tips fedora at explosion* m'egaton
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— Our GM after our raladin got a total of 2 with his knowledge religion.
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